Showing posts with label Engrish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Engrish. Show all posts

December 1, 2010

"English for All Levels, Even Natives"


I visited a kindergarten
and was immediately swept up
in a whirlwind of schoolyard games.

The childrens' faces are blurred for legal issues.

We played shippo-tori ("Take the Tail")
dodgeball
and oni-gokko ("Playing Demon" ... "Tag").


It only took five minutes to make
a gaggle of friends.
My goodness, I hope my children are this adorable.


Back at the junior high school,
we were learning about guide animals.
So of course,
we made up and drew our own.
Heck yes, I want Baby Minnie to guide me around the streets of Japan.
A bicycle guide "animal" would be neat too.
Or maybe the seal.

My students are so supportive of the arts.
I love how content they drew my face. (^ε^)♪
Oh, so, today's Engrish
comes from me, unfortunately:
"Yeah! It's scary, horrifle... Horrifle? What the heck is 'horrifle'?"
And I have a job teaching this language, man. 
AGAWAH

October 20, 2010

"It's a serious question, guys, come on..."

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Student 1: I want to be a nice groom. I like girls.
Student 2: I want to be a vegetable.
Student 3: I want to be a fish.
Me: Well, what do you want to be?
Student 4: I want to be a god.
Me: Okay... why?
Student 4: First, I want to destroy the world.
Me: Oh.
Student 4: Second, I want to make a new star.
Me: ...Follow your dreams.

{Gif via Supernatural}

October 6, 2010

"Plane Near the Cloudy"



One of my 8th graders handed me his homework
and I nearly melted on the spot.

He wanted to write, "There is a plane near the cloud",
but instead wrote, "plane neer the culudy",
with a scribbled picture of an airplane and a cloud.
And my heart burst.


Today, we had some downtime in the last hour,
so I doodled and chatted with my students.
We talked about Pokemon Black, Ranma 1/2,
if I was living with buri-chan or not, and how sleeping makes you pretty.
The girls thought my werewolf drawing was "too scary",
so I crumpled it up.
They screamed and snatched it from my hands,
scolding me gently for "destroying art".
And then one smiling girl
gave me her drawing of America.


I want not go home, preeze.


{squee-ing girl via Elissa}

July 17, 2010

"Gion Matsuri"



"If thou art merry, praise the Lord with singing, with music, with dancing, and with a prayer of praise and thanksgiving." -Doctrine & Covenants 136:28


Light the lanterns, friends!
Summer has arrived,
and so have the festivals!


Of course,
Japan parties all-year-round,
but summertime is the height of it all.
ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ


There's just
SO MUCH CULTURE
everywhere you look.


And even though Japan
is slightly overrun with foreigners...


the Japanese stay true to their culture
every blessed year.


...For the most part, atleast.


Staying in a Japanese-style inn {a ryokan}
was a fantastic experience.


It really got us into the
"Japanese mood"
and prepped us for the festival.


The costumes were so outstanding to look at.


...Especially the miniature-sized ones.


The boy in blue is a kappa {turtle} demon.
The boy in green is a lilypad.


The parade lasted all morning.
The sun was hot,
the costumes heavy.
These kiddies deserved bucket-loads of ice cream.


Some of the floats
were so tall,
they had to have men
steady the swaying tops with ropes.


Young musicians sat in the floats
and played as the parade moved along,
filling the streets with traditional folk music.


Some of the floats
can weigh over 26,000 pounds
and need over 35 attendants to pull/push them.


Each float
was pulled down the street,
across the river {there's a bridge},
and onto the sacred grounds of Yasaka Shrine
to purify against pestilence and disasters for another year.


We crossed the river as well,
and spotted the Minami-za,
the Kabuki theater of Kyoto.


We also found the statue of Izumo no Okuni,
a woman who danced and sang in dry riverbeds
and developed the art of kabuki.


To escape the crowds,
we turned down the by-night-Geisha-street
and found the Kennin-ji,
the oldest Zen temple in Kyoto.


It was incredibly peaceful,
with its raked pebble gardens,
nightingale floorboards
and quiet atmosphere.


And at the end of the path,
we found two beautiful dragons
twisting magnificently on the ceiling
in an eternal black-and-white dance.


After eating a ton of festival food
{karage: fried chicken, kakikoori: snow cones, sushi, Godiva chocolates...}
we decided to dine at a little Italian restaurant
across the street from our ryokan.


We wanted to stay forever,
just eating the chef's handmade lasagna for the rest of eternity,
but the clock reminded us
we had to go home.

Kyoto is so gorgeous,
and so overflowing with culture,
if you're ever feeling whimsical,
come to Japan.
Let's have a sleepover... in Kyoto!

{Music via Kiyoshi Yoshida}

May 10, 2010

"A Subtle Difference"


Mistakes make life super fun,
so, I won't let the humiliation
of telling my coworker, "I have a flat chest"
{pecha pai}
rather than, "I have a mosquito bite"
{ka ni kamareta}
get to me too much.

Oh, Google Translate,
you get me into trouble sometimes.

{Photo taken in Amagasaki's mall.}

May 6, 2010

"A Dog Wags its Tail with its Heart"



"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly.
But the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it goes on flying anyway."
-Mary Kay Ash



Akemi found out I like the zoo,
so she took me to a BIG one in Osaka
during Japan's Golden Week.



Japanese time!
Let's learn animal names:

Elephant. Zou.


Clouded Leopard. Unpyou.


Giraffe. Kirin.


Coyote. Koyoote.



Hippopotamus. Kaba.


Bubbling Hippopotamus. Kaba o babburingu.



Owl. Fukurou.



Hyena. Haiena.


Woo!
Let's take a breather and listen
to a cute little girl.



Ready for more?
Hip hip!

Chinese Pony. Chuugoku ponii.



Hyrax. Hairakkusu.


Ostrich. Dachou.



Lioness. Mesu raion.



Goat. Yagi.



Cougar. Pyuuma.



Eagle. Washi.



Zebra. Shimauma.



West African Crowned Crane.
uh...
We'll skip this one.



Camel. Rakuda.



Tiger. Tora.



You made it! Good for you.
Isn't learning fun? :D




Oh, what a big nose you have!



Glad my nose ain't bein' poached.
Though, having skin as white as a chicken's butt,
I sometimes feel like I'm a zoo animal.
Just sayin'.


{"Dog Tail" via Martin Buxbaum}
{Gif via Sesame Street}