"I Was Going to Wash the Dishes..."

when a

SUDDEN

uncontrollable

URGE

overcome me,

and I swiveled on the hardwood floor

and danced instead.

Tom Cruise would be proud, I'm sure,

even though I had pants on while I did it.

My mother, however,

would not be so proud.

Better dance and wash next time.

It'd make for more bubbles, at the very least.