"Try the Cake Stuff, it's Delicious..."

All sugared carbohydrates in Japan are exquisite.

I'm talking breads, cakes, donuts...

{And I don't even like donuts.}

Japan loves its packaging,

as you can see with this lil' slice o' Heaven.

Peel off the wrapper, and wa-lah!

Oh, and by the way,

I've decided to go into cake testing.

I will travel the world, in search of the finest cakes.

And every country will welcome me with open arms,

and free cakes.

I also plan on gaining about 250 lbs.

give or take.

And here's some Engrish love in a cafe.

Please don't bleed my sandwich too much, Waitress,

I like 'em rare.