"A Little Taste of DINOSAUR"

Every day, I get asked a series of questions from Guests about our ride.  From British to Mexican, Black to White, they all have the same inquiries.  So here I am, posting the answers for the world to access,  even though most everything is already answered by our signs or website. 

Is this a roller coaster? No, it's a bumpy jeep ride. It's similar to our African Safari ride, but in the dark.  Think of daddy's driving.
So, it doesn't go upside down?  If cars could function upside-down, we'd be living in a whole different world. 
Is this a simulated ride?  No, your body will actually be transported.  Back in time. 
My child is only X inches shorter than the height sign. That's fine, right?  No, no, no, a thousand times, no.  Your child's head must touch the bottom of our sign, or they cannot ride.  We're not trying to ruin your vacation, we're trying to keep everyone in one piece.  Disney cares enough for your child's safety not to risk them falling out of the car. 
My girlfriend/wife is pregnant. Can she ride?  The seatbelt will push against her belly and the car will jolt her around.  For the baby's sake and for hers, I suggest riding something else. 
My grandfather/mother is old. Can they ride?  I won't presume to know the limits of your elderly loved one's body.  Being chased by dinosaurs can raise blood pressure.  It's up to you. 
Is the ride scary? Will my kids like it?  I've seen 4-year-olds exit laughing, and 11-year-olds leave weeping.  It depends on your child's tolerance for feral roaring and asteroid crashing.  This ride is LOUD.
¿Habla Español?  No, けれど日本語を話しますよ。 My language skills are wasted in Florida.  But seriously, if you have a language barrier, please research our Parks before coming. It'll make your stay easier. 

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