"2011 War of the Winter Semester"

"Fall seven times, get up eight." -Japanese Proverb

The epic battles of the 2011 War of Winter Semester are underway.

We will win this war, folks. I have faith in us all.

My progress on the battlefield:

New Testament: The Epistles VS. Ashley

Faced off at midday on the sixteenth of April.

Ashley slashed with a blade of religious upbringing.

New Testament: The Epistles ducked and rolled.

Ashley shot an arrow of symbol knowledge.

New Testament: The Epistles fell to its knees.

New Testament: The Epistles swung upwards with a timeline attack.

Ashley fell on her back.

New Testament: The Epistles stabbed with a sword of which prophet said this?

Ashley was K.O.d.

Human Development VS. Ashley

Faced off at the nineteenth hour on the sixteenth of April.
Ashley attacked with hours of studying.
Human Development's knees wobbled.
Ashley tornado kicked with I actually know this stuff.
Human Development collapsed.

Biology VS. Ashley

Faced off at the seventh hour on the eighteenth of April.
Ashley swung a mace of 3 study sessions.
Biology faltered to the edge.
Biology pounced with trick questions.
Ashley flew away on her glider of No, I really DO know this.
Biology fell to its certain death.

Japanese Linguistics VS. Ashley

Faced off at the seventh hour on the nineteenth of April.
Ashley shot a volley of study session fireballs.
Japanese Linguistics stumbled, but continued to charge.
Japanese Linguistics rammed with earlier in the semester questions.
Ashley swung wildly.
Japanese Linguistics whipped a syntax structure chain around her wrists.
Ashley struggled, pulling Japanese Linguistics over the edge with her.

Two more battles to go,
and this war will be decided.

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