"Love and War: Jusenkyo Melee"

"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting.

...But never hit soft." -Theodore Roosevelt

{This is voiced in both English AND Japanese, for no reason other than I wanted it that way. Uh huh.}

Everyone loves a little romantic drama
and a good smash n' bash, right? RIGHT?

So, Ranma loves Kairi, yeah?
But Kairi has passionate feelings for Bakura.
But Bakura is just a spirit,
inhabiting the body of a boy named Ryou.
Shampoo loves Ryou,
but can't tell when he's being possessed by Bakura.
Ukyou is an old fiancee of Ranma's.
Ryoga is an old rival of Ranma's.
Mousse loves Shampoo,
and will chuck bombs at anyone who touches her.
Ranma turns into a woman
whenever cold water splashes him.
And Riku & Cho are married.
THE END.

{Ranma, Shampoo, Ukyou, Ryoga, Mousse © Rumiko Takahashi}

{Bakura © Kazuki Takahashi}

{Riku & Kairi © Tetsuya Nomura}

{Cho © Ashley S. Harmon}

{Fight image via Under the Sun}

{Music © Brand X Music & Ranma 1/2}

{All voices by Ashley S. Harmon, except Bakura's... because Little Kuriboh just does him so well.}