"Pirate Ninjas"

We are officially ninjas, da ze,

my mate Vera and I.

We survived the Ninja House

just outside Osaka's Aquarium

and we have the scrolls to prove it.

{Robbers and creepers, beware!}

If you're ever wandering around Osaka,

with no clue what to do,

I'd say to you:

"Sweet friend,

go to the Osaka Aquarium and touch fish.

It's totally zen."

{Music via One Republic}