"I Thought I'd LOSE My Belly, But Now..."

We're dropping like flies.

One by one, interns are checking out of the hotel

and moving into their apartments.

Today, I received my address,

and guess what?

I live in "the chocolate" apartment.

No, seriously, it's called, "Lechocolat" {one word}.

I'm pretty stoked.

Anyhow, the teachers took the remaining interns

{and me}

out to lunch today.

And after lunch, we had a little fieldtrip.

Warning: the movie may contain some disturbing images

such as foods you wouldn't buy from your typical American grocer.

{I still don't like tentacles passing my lips.}

Also, a more correct translation of the fish sign

is "Japan's recommended fish".

Apologies. I'm still a gaijin.

After the grocery store, we sashayed to the bakery.

{Okay, we just walked. But "sashaying" is more awesome.}

Can you not TASTE the flavor of the crunch

just by looking at this picture??

I'm salivating.

{*wipe*}

My tongue has something to say about all this:

Oh, cousin called Belly,

thou dost sit below me

and, therefore, am ruled by me.

And I sayest thou art quite capable

of digesting such delectable breads.

If thou art opposed to this, thou canst suck it.

Thou dost bubble in thine own juices for pete's sake.

Thou art PWND.

And here's your daily dose of Engrish.

May your face be smiley and peaceful always.