"I Awoke to Buzzing This Morning"

And the thing is still in my apartment.

IT WON'T GO AWAY.

The lady on the bus said the sting of an

ashinagabachi

{long-legged wasp}

is poisonous,

and if I get stung twice

I must go to the hospital immediately.

Stung TWICE?!

byebyebuggyi'llsmashyounowwithabook.

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